Kirk: "Scotty! Damage report!"
Scotty: "Captain, the spruce trees are down! De look like de Klingons hit 'm with a photon torpedo."
Kirk: "Sulu, what's our course?"
Sulu: "I am sorry sir, but our map got blasted too. I cannot fix our orientation in space."
Kirk: "Attention, all crew. This is the bridge. I'm afraid the bridge is broken."
Kirk: "Let's just hope JJ Abrams changes this part of the plot line."